

A 19-year-old man wearing his birthday suit was arrested after streaking through a casino in Lake Tahoe flashing his unmentionables to stunned gamblers nearby.
Sean Stanley Smith was apprehended butt naked after startling a bunch of kids at the Harrah's Tahoe arcade.
He was alledgedly stoned and was under the impression that he had just warped in as The Terminator. A fairly standard mistake to make in California, but one that still carries a penalty. The Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn´t commented on the news flash yet.
The police say the meat ´n two veg display was first noticed next to the Pony Express statue outside Harrah's on Tuesday afternoon. With bare faced cheek, he sauntered into the casino despite an officer asking him to freeze his sorry ass right there. A deputy went off half cocked and used a Taser Laser to stun him and the man was given some sheets to regain his dignity.
The Naked Casino Man was booked for indecent exposure and resisting arrest. It was thought that he had been playing the slots and that he was up after a session.